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I am proud to present, the transcription of More TF2 Griefing. As told by NiteCyper. I have no life. Italics won’t transfer.

(0 - 0:06)[Pyro standing beside trapped Sniper, Medic and Soldier:] Do you think that uh… he’s glitched, or is he being a douchebag?
(8 -10)[Medic:] I think it’s a little of column A, a little of column B.

[Intro]
COUPON BUG DOT COM!

[Two engies construct teleporter exits near two enemy sentries at point A of cp_gravelpit. There is random voice chatter, meanwhile.]
[Daggerhart:] Son of a bitch. Fucking heavy with a…

[-=TripWire=-:] I hope they like anal.
[Daggerhart:] Sniper’s a spy.
(0:32-0:33)[FLOOR_MASTER:] Guys, my teleporter’s up.
[Jer:] Teleporter’s’r up guys.

[-=TripWire=-:] Hey, you know, Demoman that’s blocking himself with (in) that little shack.
[Heavy gets teleported and is shot down by the sentries:] Thanks- UUGH!

[Jer and FLOOR_MASTER stand patiently in front of their teleporter entrances in front of the blue spawn.]
(0:48)[-=TripWire=-:] Look at these two engineers just watching.
[Daggerhart gets teleported and pwned by the sentries:] Wow, I got fucking rock. There’s two sentries right there. [respawns and looks at the teleporter he had just taken:] I’m not taking that one. [Turns to the other teleporter and gets teleported and pwned again firing his shotgun in surprise.] Holy fucking shit! Oh my god.
[-=TripWire=-:] …so dumb. [respawns and looks undecidedly at both teleporter entrances.] (1:14, sighs) Choices!.. I’ll pick yours. [teleports and is pwned by the sentries helplessly trying to flame them as he is propelled backward.]

[Jer and FLOOR_MASTER finish building teleporter entrances in front of red spawn on cp_well.]
(1:21)[Jer:] Guys, my teleporter’s up. It goes right into their base, guys.

(1:35)[n0ne:] Don’t use the teleporter of that guy with the really fucked up name with squares in it.
[KGB Agent 666/FLOOR_MASTER:] Huh?
[n0ne:] Yeah, your teleporter.
[Jer:] Why would you make a recommendation like this?
[n0ne:] Because they have sentries on top of the exits!
[Chief Engineer/FLOOR_MASTER:] You’ve gotta be kidding. The sentries would destroy those teleporter exits.
[Jer:] Exactly.

(1:54)[Inside the second cap spawn room of red on cp_well. ReeferLord/OMGHAX sprays meatspin on the wall blurred out by the video editor. Cobalt spawns, notices it and pauses.]
[Cobalt:] NO! NO! THERE WILL BE NO GAY SEX SPRAYS! [proceeds to spray over it with the third panel of Penny Arcade’s TF2 strip.]
[Mahatma Jonny:] You can not outlaw gay sex sprays.

(2:11-12)[Halfway into the right side hallway of the exit of blue’s spawn to Point B on cp_gravelpit. Jer is a pyro firing off his flamethrower into the scope of a sniper.]
[bhpenguin the sniper:] Jer, move, you idiot.
[Jer:] Why?
[bhpenguin:] (Half laughs.) I’m trying to get that sniper, man. Sorry. He’s gone. Careful though-
[Jer:] Just trying to make it challenging. Trying to make it challenging.

(2:27)[In the left side hallway, rEVOLution/FLOOR_MASTER walks in front of a sniper and constantly redisguises to make a cloud of smoke in the way of the sniper’s scope.]

(2:37)[Jer does the same on cp_dustbowl inside the house past the first point to cap.]
[Dingo the sniper:] Yo, Jer, you mind moving away, I’m trying to kill people. What the- Jer! Move (inaudible) way! Let me kill people. Yo, Jer, move out of the way!

[Jer flame blocks a sniper in a hallway leading outside on the bottom floor of 2fort.]
[Hitman the sniper:] Jer, are you trying to be a dick, or does it just come natural?

[Jer on 2fort ramparts.]
[Saiko Slash:] Get sniped, man…

[FLOOR_MASTER boxes a friendly sniping sniper outside cp_gravelpit, point B]

[Saiko Slash:] FLOOR_MASTER, you’re fucking retarded.
[Flameblocking snipers on 2fort who repeatedly get outsniped.]
[FLOOR_MASTER:] I don’t uh, appreciate that. This is (inaudible) supportive atmosphere and you’re not being conducive to such-
[Saiko Slash:] I don’t care! You’re not helping at all. You keep on getting in the way and I can’t see.

[Jer flameblocking at Dustbowl’s last point.]
[Dingo:] Hey, Jer! Move out of the way!

[ubermagoo is flameblocked, outsniped and respawns:] Yeah, thanks for blocking my view there, Jer.

[Dingo:] C’mon! Gosh (God).

[approx. 4:20 the sniper on 2fort ramparts:] Quit, bitch. Last time, I’m gonna tell you, dude. [gets outsniped after flameblock.]

[Dingo:] Jer, move!
[spooN sees them and laughs:] Haha, Jer, what the fuck, man?
(3:25)[Dingo:] Do I know you, Jer, or something?
[spooN:] I think he likes you, man.
[Dingo:] Yeah, I know.
[SandTrout:] He’s definitely a flamer.

(3:33-34)[Jer jumps on a passing train and lands a teleporter exit. He waits for a passing train to come underneath and destroys the exit as a pyro is teleported. Note: The train will destroy buildings floating there anyways.]

(3:49-50)[FLOOR_MASTER ubers Dingo in the pits near blue’s spawn in cp_dustbowl as he is sniping. He undecidedly moves ahead and goes to melee at the first point but is discouraged by a level 3 sentry and retreats quickly.]
[Dingo:] -uber me. Who’s ubering me? Why the- what- you don’t uber a sniper! What are you doing?!
[FLOOR_MASTER:] Just trying to help.

(4:04-4:08-9)[rEVOLution/FLOOR_MASTER runs into the secondary spawn room of cp_well and jump-crouches into the doorway to get it stuck from the inside. Two pyros attempt to crawl out to no avail.]
[Xora Terrif:] What the fuck? Move!

[Vertigo:] What the hell did you do?

[Sarkem:] That’s a nice way to block everyone from gettin’ out.

[Needle Rat:] Uh, what’s going on?

[Schwampe:] Dude, leave the game, you’re detracting(?) us.

[Strykers:] What have you done?

[Sarkem:] This is awesome. I think we have our whole team in here.

[Sipster:] What the fuck…

(4:33-34)[(VxD) Phargo:] Fuck you, fag. Get off the thing.

(4:34-35)[-(eGO)- Blackhawksn.. to the door-jamming scout spamming ‘Need a Dispenser here’:] Chief Engineer, move. You have 3 seconds before I ban you. 1… 2… 3-…
[10 seconds later.]
[Chief Engineer/FLOOR_MASTER:] Your clock runs pretty slow.

[Xora Terrif:] Fucker!

[granola.suicide:] What would possess somebody to come into a server and do this kinda shit?

(5:02-03)[Sipster haplessly hacking at the scout with an axe:] Oh my god, dude. Get a girlfriend! C’mon!

(5:05-06)[PIC|LivewiRe our racist brit OTD:] Get ou’ of the fockin’ wehh. What the fok are you dooin’, you styupid fockin’ idiet? Kick the cunt, kick the cunt, get the (inaudible), get the fucker out. Yu’ fockin’ yankee prick. Just- What is it with your lot, eeeehhhhhhhh? Fockin’ amehrickins, man.

[III.Char:] Fucking retard…

[PIC|LivewiRe:] Fockin’ prick, man.

[TF | :] (inaudible, probably japanese speech in a long complaining tone that probably says:) GTFO, kthxbi.

[Sipster still axing and half laughing:] Fuck youuu!

[Astro-Lort:] Wow, that’s gay…

[Jecrell sounding a bit like Griff:] Whyyy?!! Why, God, whyyy?!

[A soldier blows himself up as a solution or in frustration and guts fly everywhere.]

[Schwampe to a voice command spamming scout:] This sucks.
Leave the game. You’re stuck, dude!

[Jer:] I’m- I’m stuck.
[commanderspunky:] Then switch classes, or kill yourself.
[Jer:] I don’t wanna mess up my stats! That’s not a good idea-
[commanderspunky:] Then switch classes. It won’t kill you. You’re being a fucking jackass, you fucking dick!
[Jer:] Whoa, whoa! I’m- I’m sorry! I- I don’t know- I don’t know wh-
[commanderspunky:] Switch classes!
[Jer:] Then it’ll kill me!
[commanderspunky:] No, it won’t! Not when you’re in the spawn!
[Jer half laughing:] I swear to God, it’ll kill me! Just trust me!
[L7 sce:] It won’t kill you-
[commanderspunky:] I swear to God, it won’t! Look, I just switched, I’m a scout! Look, I just switched, I’m a soldier! Fucking switch classes, you bitch!

[Rodney Reynolds/FLOOR_MASTER:] Promise to vote for Ron Paul and I’ll let you out.
[rgarrett:] I promise.

[Saga:] I, Saga, will vote for Ron Paul.

[Jecrell:] I’m already voting for Ron Paul.

[Jon:] I, Jon, will vote for Ron Paul.

[Tal:] I, Tal, pledge to vote for Ron Paul.

[Fail=BrownyMaster:] I, BrownyMaster, pledge to vote for Ron Paul.

[The cancer Man (constructed completely of symbols like ReeferLord):] I am voting for the damn guy. I just registered as a republican today. Let’s go!

[ratatat laughs]
[kchaos:] Who the hell is that?

[D|S-Reevax:] I support the gold standard.

[Jecrell:] I support the gold standard.

[The Chairman:] Fuck off, you libertarians.
[20id—–ginc.:] Fuck you, you Ron Paul-voting fuck.
[etep:] Let me out.

[ratatat:] Oh god! We lose!

[SRQ trying to crawl out:] Hwhat the fuck?
[OLMEC/Jer:] Greetings! Welcome to another episode of Team Fortress 2 trivia! If you can answer my trivia question correctly, I will let you out.
[SRQ:] All right, shoot.
[OLMEC/Jer:] Of the seven wonders of the world, which is the only one that has survived to this day?
[SRQ:] Ah crap… … Pyramids?
[OLMEC/Jer:] Yeah, you got it! That’s right, great job!

[OLMEC/Jer:] What’s the capital of Spain?
[Entropy and c2-Uber simultaneously:] Madrid.

[Unnamed:] Mao Tse-Tung, now let us out.

[Entropy:] Legislative, executive and uh, judicial.

[DraziSup to a logo of the Patriots football team:] Mmm, Patriots.

[crazy_eng_44 to a logo of Germany’s flag:] Germany!

[Entropy:] Brazil!

[Chef Gordon Ramsay:] Italyy.

[[V10]InfamousBLT:] French gave it to us.

[OLMEC/Jer:] Name the capital of India and I will let you out.
[Roland of Gilead:] Hang on, I’m getting hold of an admin now.
[FLOOR_MASTER:] Are you asking him what the capital is?

[Xora Terrif:] Legislative and.. judicial

[3VIL PINK BUNNY:] Hanging Gardens, Colossus at Rhodes, great pyramids, now let us out.
[SpdRXC:] Respawn, dude!

[RSTF| Petey Pyro:] Indian, Atlantic, and Pacific.

[DT| Dozer] xuxDABLE:] Man, you’re a fucking retard. Are you like some dropout fuckin’… high school teacher?

[MK2 Spitfire to a logo of element symbol K:] Uh.. Potassium.

[Sgt. Slander:] Atlantic, Pacific and the Antarctic, ya fuck.

[Entropy:] Great pyramids.

[TheG in an accent:] Is it your mom?

[[V10]InfamousBLT:] The assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

[[WCA]Monkey:] Nitrogen, nitrogen, nitrogen.

[michaelBOLTON:] God, I’m glad there’s smart people playing this game!

[Squarshy:] Pacific, Atlantic, Indian.
[OLMEC/Jer:] Very good!
[[MTan]Alpha:] Sweet.
[[V10]InfamousBLT:] Woohoo, woo!

[OLMEC/Jer:] What is the capital of Egypt?
[RSTF| Petey Pyro takes a bong hit:] Uh.. (bong hit) Cai-ro?
[OLMEC/Jer:] That is correct.
[RSTF| Petey Pyro:] Oh my godrr. (bong hit) Holy fuck! I got that right.

[OLMEC/Jer:] What organ in the body produces bile? What organ in the body-
[h0stahi:] (inaudible)
[[V10]InfamousBLT:] The gall bladder! It’s the gall bladder! Open the door, it’s the gall bladder.
[OLMEC/Jer:] Noo-
[[V10]InfamousBLT:] It’s the gall bladder. Yes, it is!
[h0stahi:] Liver! Liver!
[[V10]InfamousBLT:] Pancreas.
[OLMEC/Jer:] There, it’s the liver! It’s the liver.
[[V10]InfamousBLT while a screenshot is shown and zoomed in on from WikiAnswers answering ‘Where is bile produced?’:] Dude, I have a guy sitting right next to me. He’s a fucking biology major. He said it’s uh, the gall bladder.
[OLMEC/Jer:] Is that so? Wow!
[[V10]InfamousBLT:] You are wrong, OLMEC.
(8:27-28)[Accabyar[Ton]:] Haha, faggot! Lawl! Whatsup, now? Whatsup, whatsup, whatsup. Yeah, you can’t do it now, can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? Can’t do shit, can you? Can you, y’faggot? You can’t do anything, can you, fucking fuck.[OLMEC/Jer scattergun taunts.] Yeah, whatsup? Whatsup? Y-You can’t do it now, can you? Yeah, yeah, loo- look at this. I’m blocking you from uh, doing it. Yeah, yeah, good luck, faggot. (uses an accent) Lawl, guys! Answer my trivia questions. [in an increasingly more annoying tone] What’s the thing of the thang, guys, guys? What is the thang of the thang? What is the thing of the thang, guys, guuyyys, guuys, guys-
[Everyone’s voices clutter.]
[Nick”:] Shut up, you’re more annoying than OLMEC. Jesus.

Coupon Bug Dot Com (x2)
[Beat starts up.]
Coupon Bug Dot Com (x16)
I love Coupon Bug Dot Com! (x10 cutting in at ‘Com’)
Coupon Bug Dot Com! (x7 to fadeout)

[OLMEC/Jer:] See? That wasn’t so hard.
[RSTF| Petey Pyro takes another bong hit:] I love you. [Exeunt omnes.]

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